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tum door sahi, majboor sahi,

phir bhi yaad tumhari aati hai.

tum saans wahan lete ho, badboo yahan tak aati hai!

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ek tum ho ki kitne achhe ho,

ek tum ho ki kitne pyare ho.

ek tum ho ki kitne sundar ho,

ek tum ho ki kitne sachhe ho.

aur ek hum hai ki jhoot pe jhoot bole ja rahe hai!

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aapki chaal mor jaisi, awaz koyal jaisi,

dimag lomdi jaisa, gussa sher jaisa,

aankhen hiran jaisi.

kitna achha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanowali bhi hoti!

funny hindi joke shayari 

vaade bhi dostone kya khoob nibhaye,

jakhm muft aur dard tohfemein bhijwaye.

isse badhkar wafadari ki misal kya hogi,

ki maut se pehle hi kafan lekar aaye!

dosti shayari funny 

khwabomein ayenge sms ki taraha.

dilmein bas jayenge ringtone ki taraha.

dosti kabhi kam na hogi balance ki taraha.

bas tum busy na rahana network ki taraha!

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maine bhagwan se kaha phool do to usne bagicha diya;

paani do to samundar diya; ghar do to mahal diya;

paisa do to aapka number diya! to kab aoon lene?

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andhe ke haath mein torch,

bahare ke haath mein phone,

goonge ke haath mein mike aur aap ke haath mein mobile!

vah, kya zamana aa gaya!

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haseen tum ho, to bure hum bhi nahin.

mahalomein tum ho, to sadak par hum bhi nahin.

pyar kar ke kehte ho ki shadishuda ho,

kaan khol ke sun lo, kunware hum bhi nahin!

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itna achha kaise hans lete ho?

itna achha kaise muskura lete ho?

itna zyada kaise bol lete ho?

kisi se seekha hai kya?

ya bachpan se hi paagal ho?!

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sharaab bani to maikane bane.

husn bana to deewane bane.

kucch to hai aap mein,

yun hi nahin paagalkhane bane!

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samundar bhar syllabus,

nadiyan bhar padh pate hain.

balti bhar yaad rehta hai,

mug bhar likh pate hain.

chullu bhar marks aate hain,

chalo doob kar mar jaate hain!

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ajib hai nakhre tere,

ajib hai tera style.

naak pochhne ki tameez nahin aur haath mein hai mobile!

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mere sms ke charche hone lage.

log hamare dewane hone lage.

khush nasib hai aaq jo hamara sms mila.

jise na mila woh phone patak patak ke rone lage!

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funny shayari for boyfriend 

yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hai,

ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.

khoon choos keti hai ladkon ka saara,

tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!

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fursat mein tum yaad aate bahut ho.

yaadon mein aakar satate bahut ho.

ji karta hai tumhe lunch par bulaoon.

par kya jarun yaar, tum khaate bahut ho!

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funny shayari hindi mai 

safar lamba hai, dost banate chalo.

dil mile na mile, haath badhate chalo.

taj na banao, bahut mahenga padega.

jahan bhi jan, ek nayi mumtaz banate chalo!

funny romantic shayari in hindi 

dosti ka pehla paigam aapke naam.

zindagi ki aakhri saans aapke naam.

rahe salamat yeh dosti hamari.

dosti salamat rakhna aaqka kaam!

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cool hindi funny shayari 

humein to loot liya sms ne,

call mein kya dum tha.

mera mobile phasa vahan jahan coverage jam tha.

very funny shayari in hindi for friends 

manzil ki taraf badhte chalo.

jo dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.

pichhe walon ko aage jane na do aur aage walon ke aage niklo.

tabhi tum achhe truck driver ban sakte ho!

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dil do kisi ek ko, kisi nek ko jo samjhe ishq ko.

jab tak sachha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko!

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kabhi housla bhi aajma lena chahiye.

bure waqt mein muskura lena chahiye.

jab saat din mein bhi khujli na mite,

to 8ve din naha lena chahiye!

funny shayari on facebook in hindi 

jalee ko aag kehte hain.

bujhi ko rakh kehte hain.

jo cheez tumhare paas nahin hai jaani,

use hum dimag kehte hain!

funny shayari for wife 

dil se boloon ek baat main sachhi,

hum tum ek daal ke do panchhi.

dosti hamari yeh hogi na kachhi,

teri photo se to meri negative achhi!

funny shero shayari on life 

ai dost tu bhi likha kar shayari, tera bhi naam ho jayega. log phekenge ande tamatar, to shaam ki sabji ka intezam io jayega!

funny shayari in urdu for students 

jab jab gheere badal, teri yaad aayi. jab jhoom ke barsa sawan, teri yaad aayi. jab jab mai bhiga, teri yaad aayi. ab raha nahin jata, chhatri lauta de bhai!

funny shero shayari sms 

college ki galiyon mein ajib khel hota hai.

class ke bahane dilon ka mel hnta hai.

notes ki jagah lovemail hota hai.

isliye pappu har saal fail hota hai!

cute funny shayari in hindi 

unki gali ke chakkar kaatate kaatate kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye.

woh to hamare na ho sake, hum kuttonke sardar ho gaye!

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funny ishq shayari 

dost teri yaad mein humein dast(=diarrohea) lag gaye.

yeh bhi to aansoo hi hai bas rasta bhatak gaye!

hindi shayari funny in hindi fonts 

phone mat kiya karo dear,

mom hoti hai near. papa se lagta hai fear,

baat nahin hoti hai clear.

hs liye sms karo dear, without fear and clear!

funny shayari for fb status 

hasinon ne hasina bankar gunah kiya.

auron ko to thik, hun ko bhi tabah kiya.

pesh kiya jo gazalonmein unki bewafai ko,

auron ne to thik, unhnone bhi vah-vah kiya!

funny sms friendship shayari 

aaj deedar kal yaar.

parson pyar phir ikrar.

phir intezar phir takrar phir daraar.

aur akhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar!

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woh mud mud ke humein dekh rahi thi aur hum unhe.

kyonki exam mein ma unhe kuchh aata tha ma humdin!

funny status for whatsapp in english 

agar raat ko koi tang jare tumhe,

tumhari karvaton mein sataye,

tumhare galon ko aur badan lo choome to romantic mat bano,

all out lagao, machharon ko bhagao!

funny status on life 

tez hawa ja jhonka aaya,

saath mein teri khushboo laya.

jhat se dil mein khayal aaya,

aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya!

funny fb status 

ladki � na chhedo hasinonko, paap hoga;

kal tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

ladka � khuda kare teri yeh baat sachhi ho;

jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bhi bachhi ho!

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funny facebook status 

kaahe javat college kn,

kaahe karat padhai,

number utne hi aan hai,

jitne ki chit banayi! � kabir�s doha.

funny whatsapp status message 

har khushi ko teri taraf mod doon.

tere liye chand-taare tod doon.

khushiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol doon��

itna kaafi hai dost ya do-chaar jhoot aur bol doon?!

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machhar ne aap ko kaata woh uska junoon tha.

aap ne khujaya usmein aap ko sukun tha.

aap ne chah kar bhi machhar ko nahin maara

kyon ki uske ragon mein aap ka khoon tha!

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gadha jo khaye woh ghaas ho tum,

energy ka chawanprash ho tum. idiot,

stupid ek bakwaas ho tum, par jo bhi yaar,

dost ek jhakaas ho tum!

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message karne se jo darte hai,

call karne pe jo marte hai; badkuck to dekho,

aise kanjus dost mere hi palle padte hai!

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pyar ek shikva hai, dosti ek jasba hai.

pyar mein har baar dhoka milta hai,

dosti mein baar baar mauka milta hai!

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jawani ke din nashile ho gaye,

husn ke teer nokile ho gaye.

hum izhaar karne mein thoda dheele ho gaye,

itne mein unke haath pile ho gaye!

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jab tum angadayi lete ho to nera dum oikal jata hai.

arey thoda deodorant lagane mein tera kya jata hai?

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honi ko anhoni kar de anhoni ko honi,

ek jagah jab jama ho tino���.chappell, dravid aur dhoni!

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ek bahut hi dard bhari shayari arz hai.

dil mein chubhi hai sui,

dil mein chubhi ek sui,

dil mein chubh gayi sui�..oui oui oui oui!

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yaar ne dil ka haal batana chhod diya,

humne bhi gehrai mein jana chhod diya.

aap ne sms karna kya bandh kiya,

humne mobile charge hi karna chiood diya!

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har gali har deewar pe tera naam likha hai.

upar wanted aur neeche chavanni inam likha hai!

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subah sham teri yaad aave hai.

saari raat jagave hai.

karne ko to kar le call tumhe,

par customer care ki woh ladki bar-bar balance low batave hai!

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tharo sms jab aave hai,

maro rom-rom machal jaave hai.

ang-ang mein gudgudi hove hai.

woh tharo sms ka kasoor nahin hai, kambakht mobile hi vibrate par hai!

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teri jhulfon mein khona chahta hoon,

par tu tel itna lagati hai ki har baar phisal jata hoon!

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log ishq kyon karte hai bade shor ke saath?

hum ne bhi kiya bade jor ke saath.

magar ab karenge thoda gaur ke saath

kyon ki kal use dekha kisi aur ke saath!

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kanjusi ke liye oscar ka jab bhi nomination ayega,

aap ka naam bade adab se liya jayega.

kabhi kisi ko sms mat karna,

award haath se nikal jayega!

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kisi ko purani haveli pasand hai,

kisi ko sharukh ki paheli pasand hai,

kisi ko akeli pasand hai,

par humein to aap ki saheli pasand hai!

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teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ke har taraf ujala hai.

ab lagta hai ki ghar ki bijli katwa doon aur tujhe diwar par latka doon!

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mere sms ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaye.

tu reply kare to tera mobile fanaa ho jaye!

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amha lamha waqt guzar jayega.

7 pheron ke saath koi aap se bandh jayega.

abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,

kya pata kal kaun sa sample aapko saumpa jayega!

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ladki matlab ek ajib paheli.

kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli.

kharch kare to bole �darling i love you�.

na kare to bole �hello brother who are you?�

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dost na honge to dosti ka faez kaun ada karega?

hum na honge to aap ko kaun yaad karega?

bas aap salaamat rahe,

warana hamari salaamati ki kaun dua karega?

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kya lekar aye the, kya lekar jaoge?

mujhe sms na kar ke kitni chillar bachaoge?

utni chillar bachake narak kya bangla banaoge?

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teri galiyon mein na rakhenge kadam aaj ki baad,

kyon ki keecha bahut ho jaata hai wahan barsaat ke baad!

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seeta ke banwaas mein bahut badi seekh hai,

ghar mein agar 3-4 saanse ho,

to phir jungle hi theek hai!

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dimag ke liye santre ka juice,

aankhon ke liye gaajar ka juice,

sehat ke liye anaar ka juice,

khush rehne ke liye sms kar kanjoos!

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na aana usko leke hamare janaze mein,

meri mohabbat ki tauheen hogi.

main 4 logonke kandhe par hounga,

aur meri jaan paidal hogi!

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yahan khuda hai, wahan khuda hai,

jahan dekho wahan khuda hai.

aur jahan nahin khuda,

wahan kal khudega! (slogan of telephone dept.)

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tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,

kambakht tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,

tumne to hamesha fevistick hi use kiya hai!

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honn main doctor jahan,

meri wife hai nurse wahan.

yeh kaisa zulm sehna padta hai mujhe,

apni wife jo sister kehna padta hai mujhe!

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dil ki awaz koi pehchanta nahi,

kisko kya dard hai koi janta nahi,

hum bhi nahi chahte aapko pareshan karna,

magar kya kare, dil hai ki manta nahi�

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dost teri dosti itni pyari,

teri dosti pe qurban zindagi sari.

kya tujhe pyari nahin meri yari,

to chal ab sms karne ki teri bari!

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dhokha mila jab pyaar mein,

zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

socha tha chodh denge in raahon ko,

par aaj mohalle mein doosri aa gayi.

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pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,

rote rote naina thak jayenge.

pyar karna hamesha padosi se,

roz roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge!

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hazaron khwaishein aisi ke har khwaish pe dum nikle.

koi meri biwi se kahe ke woh shopping pe kam nikle!

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rishte banaye hai to nibaye jao,

har pal apno ko hasaye jao,

pata nahi kisi ko fursat hai ya nahi hame yaad krne ki,

khud hi tang kar-kar ke apni yaad dilaye jao.

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unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unhon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha!

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mohabbat mein jab mujhe dhoka mila,

to zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,

socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,

par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi ??

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tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,

tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.

chatt se chhalang laga de,

phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

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tere golden face ki beauty ne,

mere komal heart pe attack kiya,

sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,

request hai tumse isse refuse na karna,

mere pyar ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

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jalte ko aag kehte hai,

kobra ko naag jehte hai,

garden ko baag kehte hai

aur aap ke paas jo missing hai usko dimaag kehte hai!

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is kadar hum apko chahte hain ki,

duniya wale dekh kar jal jate hai.

yun to hum sabko ullu banate hain,

lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hain.

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aap ki charcha hai har galli mein,

har ladki ke dil mein aap ke liye pyar hai,

yeh koi chamatkar nahin,

kyonki kucch hi dino mein rakhi ka tyohar hai!

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chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,

unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana,

ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,

mumkin nahi kish-mish ka fir se angur ho jana.

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nigahein nigahonse mila ke to dekho,

kabhi kisi kn apna bana ke to dekho,

milna chahenge sab log tumse,

kabhi tum naha ke to dekho!

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o meri jaan

banaras ke paan

dosti ki aan

pyar ki shan

hathi ke kaan

mere butter naan

maan ya na maan

but i really

miss you meri jaan.

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likhe jo khat tujhe,

wo teri yaad mein,

sare sare khat bapu ne padh liye.

savera jab hua, to joote pad gaye,

wo fashion wale baal hawa mein ud gaye!

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kisi ne darwaza khat khataya,

mai samjha mera dil aaya.

darwaza khola to dekha bijli ka bill aaya!

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pyar to humein bhi karna tha,

par kuchh khaas hua nahin.

taj mahal to humein bhi banana tha,

par afsos ke loan pass hua nahin!

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tohfe mai gulaab lekar mat aana,

kabar par chirag lekar mat aana,

bahut pyaase hai barson se hum, ae doston,

jab aana sharaab ki ek bottle aur

do glass le kar aana.

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dil ke dard ko zubaan par late nahin,

apni aankhon se kabhi aansu bahate nahin,

zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehare kyon na ho,

dettol ke siwa hum kuchh lagate nahin!

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mohabbat ke kharchon ki badi lambi kahani hai,

kabhi film dikhani hai toh kabhi shopping karani hai,

master roj kehta hai kahan hai fees ke paise,

usey samjhaun mai kaise ki mujhe chori patani hai.

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tedhe medhe, oonche neeche hai pyar ke raste.

nagar palika ko khat bhejo marammat ke vaste!

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ladki sath ho to� resturant ka bill,

ladki dur ho to�

mobile ka bill

� aur ladki dur

hi ho jaye to�

daru ka bill

isliye dostun na

lagao dil to

na ayega bill�. ??

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dost ruthe to rab ruthe

fir ruthe to jag chute

agr fir ruthe to dil tute

or

agr fir b ruthe

to

utar chapal or tb tk maar jb tk chappal na tute�!! ??

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dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,

zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,

socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,

kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.

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ajeeb si halat h tere jane k bad

bhook nhi lgti khana khane k bad

mere pas 8 samose the jo mene kha liye

1 tere aane se pahle 7 tere jane k bad ??

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?But ?you�

?Don�t ?worry ?Baby�

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fitrat me nahi humare,

mohabbat me aason bahana,

bewafaiko unki apni yadon me

dohrana,

do boond sharab ki,

bhuladeti hai sare gam,

aur,phir kisi nayi mehbooba ki

talash me

nikal padte hai hum !!

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kyu kisi ki yaado me roya jaye!

kyu kisi ke khayalo me khoya jaye!

mera to yahi kehna hai yaro,

raat bahut ho gayi hai,

kyu na  chup chap soya  jaye.

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arz kiya hai

koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,

koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,

are us ladki ki maa ki kismat footi,

jiske damad hum nhi. ??

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